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Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.
He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.
by squinthouse June 4, 2010
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Thunder muffin

Sorry baby there will be no boom boom tonight because momma has a thunder muffin
by Garageslut October 21, 2017
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muffin chopper

1) The muffin chopper is an anus or ass; the part of the human anatomy used to "cut a muffin". The "muffin" is a light fluffy fart or poot.
2) A female's ass which is particularly attractive.
Brak: OMG, look at that muffin chopper in the crosswalk!

Zorak: Mmm, I'd like to wear that for a hat!
by 3vilPrimate March 13, 2009
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gorge muffin

erica and rose like to gorge muffin.
by Rose Loser Face June 24, 2008
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Muffin Fucker

muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
by Okonkwo12 May 9, 2011
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liver muffin

A word that doesn't mean anything,noobs use it
Arthur uses the word liver muffin all the time...He must be a really big noob
by jessec63 January 19, 2008
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Ass Muffin

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.
"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"
by Faggot-chan November 29, 2015
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