Ass Muffin

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.

"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"

by Faggot-chan October 10, 2015

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muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.

"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."

by GlideAbove December 16, 2013

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Sticky muffin

This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.

Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.

by daydizzle October 24, 2011

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muffin chopper

1) The muffin chopper is an anus or ass; the part of the human anatomy used to "cut a muffin". The "muffin" is a light fluffy fart or poot.
2) A female's ass which is particularly attractive.

Brak: OMG, look at that muffin chopper in the crosswalk!

Zorak: Mmm, I'd like to wear that for a hat!

by 3vilPrimate October 31, 2008

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muffin-thrust

To muffin someone, you wipe your ballsweat on your hand, then cover someone's mouth/nose region with said hand. Therefore, to muffin thrust, you muffin your woman, then penetrate. Easy as that.

My dog crapped on my bed, so I muffin-thrusted it.

by lastdoug1223 May 10, 2011

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