monkey rat

"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.
I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!
by Virginia Didelphus July 11, 2006
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Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan
Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?
by Bartholomew Heinberg April 07, 2023
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Monkey Chariot

A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.
Hey joe, check out that rusted out oldsmobile on 30 inch wheels it's clearly a monkey chariot.
by JGanja August 27, 2014
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monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
by milfy902 November 19, 2014
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shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.
my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick
by roasteddecaf December 30, 2021
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Female Monkey

A female monkey is a women who swings from man to man. So basically a ho. Basically when a man calls a female monkey a ho they get mad So that’s when all the hoes are mad. HOES MAD!
Johnathon: “wow Betty is such a ho, she sleeps with everyone.”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”
by Daddy Donkeyhorse June 15, 2019
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Sluggish Monkey

Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall
Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"

Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"
by ME GRANDMA 52 February 25, 2018
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