Mathias

Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.

Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.

Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!

Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.

by Miragemelody August 17, 2009

washing machine

A very dangerous thing for a girl to sit on while shes holding a broom or something of that nature

when the girl was sitting on the washing machine it started to rumble and she slipped causing a broom to jam up into her insides (vagina) and from this day no one knows what happened to that broom stick girl

by Dylowned September 24, 2005

Machine Gun Kelly

The savior of rock, and the king of rap

Machine Gun Kelly, the greatest artist alive

by MGK/Pete Davidson fan February 11, 2022

Death machine

a machine that produces death

anything that dies recieves death from the death machine

by the fakin Circle February 17, 2009

Chanukah Machine

Automatic card shuffler, or anything else you may receive for Chanukah, has to be 1337 tho.

Hey Bob what'd you get for Chanukah?

I got teh Chanukah machine.

by Aaron S. January 22, 2005

Cream Machine

A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.

Jose: hey pull in the cream machine
Jason: hell yah I love that thing

by Hose B June 30, 2007

Toy Machine

A form of fisting where after the fist is inserted in to the orifice, the hand is opened like a claw.
Then you grab a prize and pull it out.

I used the Toy Machine on that girl last night.
What did you win?
A piece of colon.

by Luthandrel October 21, 2010