fuck me master

The phrase screamed by ash as he is fucking himself for me.

Oh, please fuck me master

by Master___ October 15, 2017

Tin foil master

To be able to shoot tinfoil out of ones ass and defeat all the mere shrubs in your garden of life

Yo did you hear that Angie is a tin foil master bro how crazy is that

by Billybopbo June 3, 2021

flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018

Scat Master Gay

The gayest person in the world he likes it when little boys and girls shit in his mouth. But he might let the odd ball adult or elderly person do it. This is Jon Lecznar of course cuzz no one else on earth enjoys this but him.

Jon your breathe smells like shit still use mouth wash after

by Scat Master Straight May 2, 2005

Flash Master

Someone who makes animations using Macromedia Flash. Must make animations well.

Thomas Woakes is a Flash Master

by Gruce McKenzie April 15, 2004

Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.

Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.

by MLCpl August 6, 2010

Dong Master Flex

Someone who can intensly flex their dong masterfully.

Hey Zakk your a Dong Master Flex, that thing is redic!

by DongMasterFlex December 22, 2008