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Nut Mist

When she needs to cool down after an intense round of love making, so you gently spray her face
She was hot after our intense workout, so I gave her a 'nut mist'
by InappropriateMama March 24, 2019
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Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
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Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
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arbor mist lady

A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup
Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.
by Shaele52 June 13, 2019
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Edgy/Mistake

"Oh em gee, Becky!! Did you see that Edgy/Mistake we passed earlier?!"

"Oh, do you mean that Aiden guy? I knooooowwww right, he's, like, soooOooooo lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Heyyy Becky, wanna stop by Starbucks later?"

"Oh em geee yasssss Rachel!!"
by Squizzoo August 13, 2019
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Mr mistake

When you make the same mistake dating the same guy over and over again like you just don't know why it's not looks it's not penis size its not good sex but you keep going back thinking something has changed.
P1: girl I told you he's Mr mistake.
P2: I know just thought his hart changed.
P1: people don't change!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019
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Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards
Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...
by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020
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