May 15

National talk trash about your ex day

“It’s may 15!”
“Go talk about __ then!”

by anonymous May 14, 2022

no gay may

A month (may) where all gay people must be straight for a month. Only straight porn, only straight relationships etc.

Person 1: *is gay*
Person 2: u failed no gay may

by yeetz72 May 28, 2022

Billy Mays

The greatest spokesperson of all time. He has done infomercials for Orange Clean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and most famously, OxiClean.

"With just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls." - Billy Mays

by Slapson November 2, 2015

taylor mays

A man who is large in dominance, and knows how to perfectly pleasure the depths of my rose.

Taylor Mays just has to give me one look and I know it's time to bend over.

by slowmi January 9, 2021

May 13th

National make out with Chiara day!

Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 12, 2022

Mai anh

If the world was ending, we would like to be close to her. His presence warms as much as Christmas wood fire.

Mai Anh is the best person than you can meet.
She will always make you feel like you are the luckiest person in the word.
She is what a single word cannot define, protective, benevolent, kind, attractive, if it could be just that.

Have a Mai Anh in your life to be the happiest people in this planet. She is your sun, if you are a tree. Your water if your are a animal. And she is your dopamine if you are tired.

Person 1 : Why are you smiling ?
Person 2 : I smile, because Mai Anh is with me…

by Mimi 🥝<3 November 21, 2021

may 4th

the day the hottest girls were born. if you know a girl whose bday is may 4th, you’re lucky, she’s a goddess. treat her right fr

- damn, who is that?
- i don’t know but she’s hot asf bro
- yea. her birthday must be may 4th

by whotfisray November 23, 2021