The Lemon Tax

Lemon needs that bird

I just bought a bird but he stole it call it the lemon tax!!!!

by Goonboy10126 December 13, 2023

Dirty Lemon

Any type of tainted food that is left out and falsely give the impression that is is free and safe to eat. Usually left out by an elderly family member with initial stipulation that it is "Still good" or "Lasts longer than the label".

"Whoa, whoa, don't eat that leftover lasagna in the back, its a Dirty Lemon."

by Fertile Myrtle November 29, 2018

Lemon party

It’s three elderly men having sex.

Paul: hey Ben and sherbert wanna have sex and call it a lemon party?
Ben: ok
Sherbert: sure

by St4rb4tzz June 11, 2022

Lemon Zinger

While dumping a load on a facial, you intentionally aim for the eye, knowing you've been living on a diet solely consisting of hot sauce and acidic foods.

Quit complaining, it just a lemon zinger, now take your 20 bucks.

by Phil McKracken again August 2, 2022

Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

LEMON ZEST

When a man packs garbage into a woman's pussy until she orgasms

"I gave stacie a lemon zest"

by FVGGOT January 4, 2021

Lemon

The SEXIEST girlfriend ever nggggghhhhhh~

Person: Woah lemons so fine...
evan: fuck off cunt that WOMAN is MY PROPERTY

by Wegnant October 29, 2023