Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017

Land Grab

The process of taking credit for projects and/or creating new projects in a company that is on the brink of lay offs to make sure your boss knows you are not dispensible.

Sandra knew she was on the chopping block for the next round of layoffs so she started land grabbing to create a perception of a full workload.

by 123jess123 December 20, 2008

fuccy wuccy land

an awful place filled with philosophical conversations about being horny

fuccy wuccy land is why im a socialist who is anti imperialism and anti industrial revaluation

by EpicSlurUserPogDaddy July 17, 2021

la-L.A. land

A heady "unicorns and rainbows" state of mind regarding Hollywood's famous neighboring city.

With a dozen major-league teams in da "Eternal Spring" megalopolis, it's easy to drift into la-L.A. land if you're either a huge sports fan or are into athlete-type trading-cards.

by QuacksO December 23, 2024

Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

agricultural land reserve

When someone leaves your organization and your actions reflect that person's departure, generally in a negative manner.

When Wayne went to work in a different job, his co-workers started acting agricultural land reserve.

by Jaden 41 August 3, 2020

Land-escaper

(noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.

Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.

by Lazarus727 February 14, 2010