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Blow King

The birthday boy who not only blows out the candle but blows all the guys at the party is the blow king
I went to a birthday party and was quite surprised when it was not just the candles being blown out but also all the guys at the party being blown. The person who came up from under the table was crowned the blow king
by Wingnut 13 April 10, 2021
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Vastayan King

to be patient over the other person's impatience
My father is so Vastayan King!
by warframe player May 31, 2019
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King Crap

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.
by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011
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King hopper

A king hopper is a female, who loves Latin Kings. One who loves Latin Kings so much she is down to sleep with the whole team, and who often does sleep with the whole team. A female who has has sex or even full relationships with more than one King is also in fact a King Hopper. King Hoppers come in all ages, shapes, and sizes. A female who allows Latin Kings to trizz is a prime example of a king hopper.
When you've had sex with more then one Latin King, chances are you are a King Hopper.
by YouKnowwwwThis April 8, 2011
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King OxJ

Person 1: You heard that new King OxJ?

Person 2: Yeah, that shit hard.
by savvywiddit October 29, 2021
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King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.
I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas
by carlthelong December 1, 2022
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king purple

The creator of CLC. Alora, the best OSRS Runescape Private Server.
Smells like feet.
by dsfdsfdsfdsfsd February 8, 2018
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