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Jordan

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.
Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020
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Jordan

Literally a physicotic mastermind. SIKE he is a very cute boy
Jordan is so crazy, I just love him!
by Horsemeatman August 17, 2020
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Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020
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If your names Jordan your definitely a side man
Jordan Uses & got no ways to make money. Almost homeless
by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020
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Crackhead family, 9 times out of ten if your a chav called Jordan your a biss head
Chav called Jordan

Uncle called rib

Soon holding smoke, LMAO nothing like his crackpipe
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Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.
Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.
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Jordan Gomez

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.
by Aydart June 5, 2020
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