by C&PM August 3, 2023
Get the HAYOSA’S THEORYmug. T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.
by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024
Get the Toothpaste theorymug. The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theorymug. In the Philippines, it's common to see high-end supercars parked alongside the practical Toyota Innova. This contrast highlights the divide between luxury sports cars, symbols of wealth, and the popular, reliable family van. This unique sight reflects the country's diverse landscape of vehicle ownership, showcasing aspirational lifestyles and everyday practicality.
Nathan: Tignan mo yung lamborghini, ganda
Jose: Bro, mas maganda ng innova
Nathan: So totoo yung Innova Theory
Jose: Bro, mas maganda ng innova
Nathan: So totoo yung Innova Theory
by undeadmemegamer December 24, 2024
Get the Innova Theorymug. the theory that says that most of current internet traffic is filled with bots/AI which can be spotted when its obvious another user on social media websites such as twitter (x) tweets something that chat gpt would say or completely out of topic
by Insanowsky December 20, 2023
Get the dead internet theorymug. Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature
by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020
Get the Kissing Theorymug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
Get the Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)mug.