Igloo Theory

The Igloo theory, also known as the snowtrapped theory, is the theory that if two people that hate eachother get stuck in a cold place (ex.: an igloo) together, due to being cold, either one is going to murder the other or they will have sexual intercourse

Dude 1: Yo we should totally trap those two ennemies in an igloo.

Dude 2: Why is that so?

Dude 1: Because they will either kill eachother or have sex, it's the igloo theory

Dude 2: That sound unrealistic, but yeah, we should try that on some people. How about world leaders?

Dude 1: Sure!

by QuébecCentaureTetris2009 February 3, 2024

The Ella Theory

when you’re the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or you’re in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏

The Ella Theory is honestly the most unproblematic and most simple theory!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

Edo Theory

If a law enforcement officer moves its leg then the dog will bite you.

The Edo Theory is true, he bit my foot while walking into a store.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R

The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!

by moon&gwangster September 9, 2020

Injury Theory

The Injury Theory is a theory states that you should let your child or animal do something and get a injury so that way they will learn to not do that action again.

(Guy 1): I use the Injury Theory with my child to make them learn things
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely

by SleepyKade April 5, 2021

the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.

Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more

by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023