I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009

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What I Is

A pack of KOOL cigarettes.

Give me a pack of what I is.

by Akizza April 18, 2003

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I ont

I ont is short for I don't care. So you can yell it out loud when you dont care about somthin and the people around won't understand..

Mrs. K is teaching a long long lesson and you and the kids around you don't care at all. In the middle of her sentence you say I on't!!! Out loud. It covers up I don't care so you wont get in trouble.

Jerry is scared as hell to figt Kevin and is making up a bunch of excuses not to fight... In the middle of his lame ass excuses say I ONT!!

by Justin and O2a June 16, 2007

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I

I drove past a certain parking lot today… well, actually I drive by it a lot, but I smiled when I thought of the last time I met you there:)
And then I started to wonder …. Do you have fears of parking lots, certain roads named after a city, … oh yeah … and that time I opened your door when you were napping lol 😂

Oh my goodness!!! The things I have done❤️❤️❤️

And we both know I would not only do them again, but more are to come!!!!!
I love you!!!!!❤️😘

by Just a girl with 💔 June 4, 2023

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I

Overthink… me???
Never
What would there be for me to overthink??
Why you deleted all the home posts?
you not watching where you are driving? I was in your way btw.

Yes… I need to talk with you ! How?

This is me rationalizing with myself…. Has the last how many years not demonstrated that doesn’t work!!

And bonus in your arms❤️❤️❤️ during this conversation

I love you!

by Just a girl with 💔 May 25, 2023

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