Happy Raccoon

The Happy Raccoon is when:
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".

"Mr. T and I did the Happy Raccoon and then I tried it with a real raccoon"- Antonio Banderas

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005

happy ending

it is an ending that ends with EVERYONE HAPPY, and is not dirty or sexual in ANY way. FAH and ramo aka princess and the bear is a real life example of this situation.

awww... you two are so cute, i see the princess and bear happy ending

i love happy endings

by icantbebotheredtothinkofaname May 22, 2010

slap happy

When a girl is deepthroating you, you slap her after she spits out a lot of flem. This comes in handy when the girl bites your dick so you just slap them to make them not to it as often. Slapping them gently makes them laugh and also builds up more spit.

I was deepthroating but my cock on her face then I slapped her gently. This gathered more spit from her mouth which made deepthroating more interesting. This is called a slap happy deepthroat!

by Sagam May 22, 2006

Mr. Happy

A penis the morning after having sexual intercourse.

I had sex last night. Mr. Happy is cool.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Happy Meal

Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.

Hey bitch who i say is my girlfriend you wanna go have an angry happy meal in the bathroom.

by Cosmo99 August 20, 2011

happy bails

1. a noun used to name haybails, referring to when they are especially "happy"
2. to describe haybails when not wanting to or subsituting the word "gay"
3. using this will describe the indescribable feeling of playing on haybails, when you are extremely happy.

"let's go play on the happy bails, TJ!"

by carriee. March 28, 2009

happy hippy

To describe an atmosphere that only a drug crazed hippy could enjoy.

Q:"nice party hun?!"
A:"yeah, happy hippy shit!"

by Ivan _fukitman September 27, 2006