the rose hairdo

When a man licks out a woman's vagina until it gets wet, then proceeds to stick a hairdryer inside and turn it on, therefore drying up the walls while also giving the woman a tingling sensation.

Girl 1: Man...my boyfriend sure is weird.
Girl 2: Why? What did he do?
Girl 1: Don't tell anyone, but...he did the rose hairdo to me last night! It felt so good tbh.
Girl 2: Geez, that is weird lol

by drill cunt March 3, 2017

This bitch hairy

its self explanatory this bitch hairy

i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af

by niga69420 February 10, 2020

getting really hairy

You can get hairy with a few beers but if you want to get really hairy you have 6+ beers and throw in some shots here and there. Its very hard to drive after a really hairy night.
PLEASE don’t drive after a hairy time.

Are you staying here and getting really hairy? Or are you getting hairy and then going home?

by Goffstown January 22, 2021

Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla

When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock

BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION

by CUMDROP CUM HANDLE April 1, 2021

Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

Big white hairy balls

the thing under my willy

wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

by TheCreatorOfBigWhiteHairyBalls June 12, 2023