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Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis
I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer
by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019
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Ham n hammer

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp
MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.
by Vllllll December 1, 2023
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chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
by Chrishammer January 13, 2016
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blow hammer

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.
by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017
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Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.
Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

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(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"
by Cucha February 5, 2010
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
by oh s d kill January 22, 2020
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