fuck mook

An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.

" I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"

by Samantha March 9, 2004

Da fuck?

When one witnesses something so outrageous that there is no time to complete the sentence. Also used for emphasis on "fuck".

Boss: Do you see that sketchy guy covered in dust walking towards the store with surgical gloves on?
Worker: He best not be coming in

*Man walks in*

Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!

by DJ Timyo Fr33flo September 18, 2011

fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.

Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!

by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010

Bonus Fuck

Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.

I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.

by enrique357 November 21, 2010

Fucking Dawson'd

To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.

Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'

Girl 2 - 'Why?'

Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'

Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'

by FifeLyf December 9, 2013

Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015