Meer-Force

1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.

1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.

by eraera April 12, 2008

Accoustic Forcefield

The strange phenomenon when someone is talking loudly on the telephone, and just assumes that nobody can hear, or just doesn't care.

"Man, he's loud. I'm sure that was confidential information - he must think he has an accoustic forcefield"

by H1968 October 9, 2008

jump forcer

a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.

cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009

furni-force

The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.

As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.

by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009

Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.

you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.

by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010

Frank Force

To fuck shit up with such great force; usually in one blow.

Dude 1: Did you see that knockout!?

Dude 2: yeah dude, he must have Frank Force!

by Big E bless December 29, 2012

Special Forces hot

Hot enough for a guy in Special Forces to want to take home, and then tell his friends about you.

Do I look hot?
Hell ya you look hot.
But do I look special forces hot?
Girl!! You total look hot enough to get used, abused, and thrown out like last weeks trash!
Yes!!!

by Marcus314 July 27, 2015