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Little Turd from Stratford

A pet name for a certain thinly talented and heavily tattooed pop superstar, Justin Bieber, who is responsible for the most overplayed and annoying song in history, Sorry. Bieber spent the first years of his life in Stratford, a small town located about two hours west of Toronto. To us, he is just another obnoxious pretty boy who needs a timeout for bad behavior.
The Little Turd from Stratford gets more airplay than everybody else. If that's the best that Canada could offer, then I'm moving to the States.
by The Real Canadian August 24, 2016
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Handicapped From The Neck Up

A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.

Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.
by Beauxgrass July 10, 2010
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nigga from anotha trigga

Homie; Best friends; You're like brothers from different cocks (triggas)
~Thanks man. I really appreciate that!

~I gotchu mane. You're my "nigga from anotha trigga."
by MyGoldick January 26, 2016
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wifey from another lifey

(noun) a woman who could have been your perfect match if circumstances were different/more ideal
**Inside Trader Joe's - Breakfast Aisle - Friday 5:45pm**

Max: Whaddya think, Tim? Organic Cinnamon Spice Oatmeal or Fat Free Blueberry Muesli?
Tim: Go with the Muesli. Oh shit! 6 o'clock by the avos. Don't look now...

**Max peers sneakily over his shoulder at an elegantly dressed woman inspecting the heirloom tomatoes**

Max: Damn. If I wasn't dating Ashlee and I actually had my shit together, I'd be all over that.
Tim: Hashtag wifey from another lifey!
Max: Seriously!
Tim: We need to get jobs...
by Maxwell Dope November 12, 2013
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Zelda Rap from Smosh

A Kick ass rap video (by Smosh) for people who lots of time to watch the video a enjoy the fact that Link has really tight pant
Guy who has lots of time: Ha ha, tight pants!
Friend: Whoa, dude it's the Zelda Rap from Smosh!
by Svosh December 7, 2011
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remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.
French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
by 420hitter December 4, 2002
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The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.
Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!
by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010
mugGet the license from a cornflake packetmug.

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