Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.
by anonymous November 30, 2020
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Get the Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Thirdmug. Some abstract that isn’t concrete and isn’t sharp like most toy box item the females don’t consider anything of value to an ethan expect his money, they enjoy fucking his friend but ethan is a unstable person that won’t last forever
Player1: hey ethan u had fun at that party last night
Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate
Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate
by Biggestkikever August 19, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by anon 7676 October 13, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. When you first meet him, he will seem like a nice guy ,but when you get to really know him he is just really messy and has a horrible attitude, I will warn you he might look cute but he is a CHEATER
Ethan is such a cheater
by Skbeauty106 June 6, 2021
Get the Ethanmug.