Late Drunk 

A late drunk is someone who doesn't feel the full effects of alcohol sometimes up to as much as an hour after they've stopped drinking.

Fred: Hey John you didn't seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.

John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.

Late Drunk by moltenriches October 3, 2009

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.

The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer by Roccos January 4, 2010

operational drunk

The level of intoxication needed to perform routine tasks once again, usually following a hangover.

Man, I got lit up last night. I can't even think this morning, time to get operational drunk.

operational drunk by Red Lobster Tanker May 14, 2011

Mikey Drunk 

Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.

Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs

Mikey Drunk by Mogar193 June 8, 2011

pseudo drunk 

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

pseudo drunk by hdeedee2 December 8, 2011

pisspants drunk 

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants

Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

pisspants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

blind drunk date 

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like

Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date

blind drunk date by arneh April 12, 2012