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Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.
Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.
by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020
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douche ganoush

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.
The caller was such a douche ganoush.
by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017
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Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.
Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011
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Douche-Fit

The clothing style made famous by Jon Gosselin
Look at all those rhinestones!That's what I call a Douche-Fit!
by Karmaic Justice April 22, 2010
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Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"
by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011
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douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
by abstyle78 July 31, 2009
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Douche Fizzle

1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.

2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."

2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009
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