december 29

National Suck Dick Day (females only)

December 29 is the day your gf has to give you head whenever you ask for it (it’s polite to return the favor

by BigDaDYDY2937471 April 12, 2019

december 29th

pretty much if you were born on this day, it’s your birthday. but if you’re name is liliana ortiz and you were born on this day in 2003, you are a stupid bitch who doesn’t deserve to live. that’s all.

“my birthday is on december 29th.”
“four days after christmas?”
“yeah!”
“cool!”

by retartpie October 15, 2019

December 4th

The day that guy asks a girl out because for some very odd reason they dig each other.

Dude:Hey Wanna go out? its december 4th!
Dudet: Sure!

by marrarad December 04, 2010

December 8

International kill a beetle day. On this day everyone in the world must kill one beetle per person.

Woohoo it’s December 8. Time to kill a beetle (only one beetle)

by LA_White_Boi October 22, 2019

December 16th

Its national get that pussy/dick week...All guys must fuck their boyfriend/girlfriend everyday that week and if you dont get that pussy or dick then you lose😋🥰

On December 16th to the end of the week, me and my boyfriend have to fuck all week.. and if we dont then we lose the challenge

by @biggybitch23 November 21, 2019

December 7th

december 7th is kill a person day. find a random person and kill them.

frank: "yoooo it's december 7th! hey bill, you know what day it is."
bill: "what?"
frank: "December 7th!!!"
bill: "oh no!!!!!"

by Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen December 05, 2020

Dickless December

You can’t touch your dick for the whole December on 2022 2024 2026 2028 but not on 2020 2021 and I assume you gets the rest

“Dude it’s dickless December”

by Gay is just yag backwards November 23, 2019