december 29th

pretty much if you were born on this day, it’s your birthday. but if you’re name is liliana ortiz and you were born on this day in 2003, you are a stupid bitch who doesn’t deserve to live. that’s all.

“my birthday is on december 29th.”
“four days after christmas?”
“yeah!”
“cool!”

by retartpie October 15, 2019

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December 4th

The day that guy asks a girl out because for some very odd reason they dig each other.

Dude:Hey Wanna go out? its december 4th!
Dudet: Sure!

by marrarad December 15, 2010

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December 8

International kill a beetle day. On this day everyone in the world must kill one beetle per person.

Woohoo it’s December 8. Time to kill a beetle (only one beetle)

by LA_White_Boi October 22, 2019

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December 16th

Its national get that pussy/dick week...All guys must fuck their boyfriend/girlfriend everyday that week and if you dont get that pussy or dick then you lose😋🥰

On December 16th to the end of the week, me and my boyfriend have to fuck all week.. and if we dont then we lose the challenge

by @biggybitch23 November 21, 2019

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December-delle

Når julen har været lidt for god man derfor har taget et par kilo på

Person 1: "alt den julemad har virkeligt sat sig på sidebenene"
Person 2: " ja, samme her. Har fået mig noget af en december-delle"

by Lauuuuuu January 26, 2015

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deflowered december

Following “no nut November” is Deflowered December. In which it’s the girls turn to take full effect of A guy during Destroy dick December” the female must either lose their virginity in a massacre like sex spree the whole month. Or they continue to deflower the fuck out of that pussy.

Yo dude! You ready for deflowered December? I’m bout to destroy the pussy this month! No nut November was a bust.

by Jaydog96 December 7, 2018

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