december 29th

pretty much if you were born on this day, it’s your birthday. but if you’re name is liliana ortiz and you were born on this day in 2003, you are a stupid bitch who doesn’t deserve to live. that’s all.

“my birthday is on december 29th.”
“four days after christmas?”
“yeah!”
“cool!”

by retartpie October 15, 2019

December 4th

The day that guy asks a girl out because for some very odd reason they dig each other.

Dude:Hey Wanna go out? its december 4th!
Dudet: Sure!

by marrarad December 15, 2010

December 8

International kill a beetle day. On this day everyone in the world must kill one beetle per person.

Woohoo it’s December 8. Time to kill a beetle (only one beetle)

by LA_White_Boi October 22, 2019

December 16th

Its national get that pussy/dick week...All guys must fuck their boyfriend/girlfriend everyday that week and if you dont get that pussy or dick then you lose😋🥰

On December 16th to the end of the week, me and my boyfriend have to fuck all week.. and if we dont then we lose the challenge

by @biggybitch23 November 21, 2019

December 20

This day is where all the crackheads was born. If your child has this birthday, oh boy, good luck mate..

1 mom: Hey when does your kid have their birthday?
2 mom: December 20th
1 mom: oh gosh

by Gothmyass October 16, 2019

December 7

Day that all roblox players can wear what ever they want and not get judged bc it’s December 7th

Person 2:”ew I hate that oultfit.”

Person 1:”it’s December 7th”
Person 2:”oh shi-“

by Emily heart December 6, 2020

december 4th

this is the day a crackhead ugly ass that you're bound to become friends with is born. he/she is a real idiot with crackhead vibes, and they failed all their classes.

"hey, aren't you born on december 4th my dude?"
"yes"
"guacomole n***a toilet my dude"

by iamyourmarch26th D A D D Y December 4, 2019