Standing on your crackers

Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.

by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

cracker cheese pickle

its so creamy in my mouth it makes me think of cooper horbas he is so yummy to taste mmmmmmmmmmm cum

(yo what you wanna eat im hungry) (have you ever tried cracker cheese pickle its so good )

by zeakiscute January 18, 2022

Christ on a cracker thanos no

A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.

Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers

“Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”

“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”

by Unawaregirl April 3, 2019

Cracker Barrel

(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.

Did you see the ass on that white girl. I'd love to cracker barrel that.

by jtmiller October 15, 2008

Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,

Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.

by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012

cracker crumb bitch

A petty and vindictive individual that will stoop to the lowest of the low for even a perceived slight.

Don’t say anything bad about the new manager, that cracker crumb bitch will have you doing the worst jobs in here, if not fire you…

by AgentDerb July 19, 2021

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020