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cracker cheese pickle

its so creamy in my mouth it makes me think of cooper horbas he is so yummy to taste mmmmmmmmmmm cum
(yo what you wanna eat im hungry) (have you ever tried cracker cheese pickle its so good )
by zeakiscute January 18, 2022
mugGet the cracker cheese picklemug.

Graham Cracker Pussy

When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy
Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy
by Iillaann January 16, 2020
mugGet the Graham Cracker Pussymug.

Christ on a cracker thanos no

A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.

Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers
Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”

“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”
by Unawaregirl April 3, 2019
mugGet the Christ on a cracker thanos nomug.

Cracker Barrel

(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.
Did you see the ass on that white girl. I'd love to cracker barrel that.
by jtmiller October 15, 2008
mugGet the Cracker Barrelmug.

western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.
"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."
by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 29, 2007
mugGet the western family crackermug.

cracker crumb bitch

A petty and vindictive individual that will stoop to the lowest of the low for even a perceived slight.
Don’t say anything bad about the new manager, that cracker crumb bitch will have you doing the worst jobs in here, if not fire you…
by AgentDerb July 19, 2021
mugGet the cracker crumb bitchmug.

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020
mugGet the cracker jack universitymug.

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