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CHRIS LENT 

Chris Lent is currently the keys/headbanging in From First To Last.
He was their drum tech before joining the band. He became official in the summer of 2008. Before being in FFTL, he was in a band called Dead Reckless with FFTL bassist Matt Manning. He is a total sweetheart. I'd know, I got to hnag out with the guy.
Chris Lent?

Yeah, you know, the most amazing member of FFTL.
CHRIS LENT by jessfftlriot October 9, 2008

Chris McLean 

The host of Total Drama, from the first season "Total Drama Island" to the second part of the fifth season "Total Drama Pahkitew Island", and maybe possibly even the revival seasons, he is a arrogant jerk who loves messing around with the contestants (or cuntestants if you wanna call them that).
Chris McLean: Alright campers, today's challenge is to staple my cock to my balls, whoever wins, WILL get to watch me SUCK CHEF, on TOTAL, DRAMA, AFTER HOURS!

Chris Brown 

(verb) To beat, cause harm, or hospitalize.
Chris Brown by holepuncher06 March 24, 2009

Chris Brown 

To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.
Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face
Chris Brown by Shanon Brown February 23, 2009

Chris Brown 

To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.
Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

bitch slappride-obliteratingbitchslaprhiannapunishhurtteach a lessondominate
Chris Brown by xjack0lantrnx March 13, 2011

Chris Brown 

A man that will be somebody's baby daddy some day
Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!
Chris Brown by aanonamussss August 13, 2011