The host of Total Drama, from the first season "Total Drama Island" to the second part of the fifth season "Total Drama Pahkitew Island", and maybe possibly even the revival seasons, he is a arrogant jerk who loves messing around with the contestants (or cuntestants if you wanna call them that).
Chris McLean: Alright campers, today's challenge is to staple my cock to my balls, whoever wins, WILL get to watch me SUCK CHEF, on TOTAL, DRAMA, AFTER HOURS!
