Christmas

A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.

Santa punished my mom On Christmas for being really really bad this Year.

by Christmas lady 221 December 20, 2019

White Christmas

When a guy cums on someone's face on Christmas Eve at 12:59:99

Guy 1: Bro I have a white Christmas yesterday
Guy 2: fukin nice bro how'd she take it?

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs December 20, 2019

Christmas Eve eve

The day before Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Eve eve tommorow *friend*

by Abstrakt11 December 23, 2019

Christmas Eve eve

The evening before Christmas Eve ; it is a real thing.

‘ today’s Christmas Eve eve you twats ‘

by Estelle billiard December 23, 2019

christmas

A time where you can drink and will never get judged. Oh almost forgot.... and when Jesus was born.

dude 1: hey are you coming to my christmas party

dude 2: ya man only for the drinks though

by 🎅 December 24, 2019

christma

a light skin

christma is a light skin

by xxxmelanie August 19, 2019

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017