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cock wind

When a male is sitting in front or near a fan or breeze and the aroma of cock fills the air or blows in your face.
When Jacob was playing a video game he stretched his legs by a fan and his girlfriend got cock winded.
by yoshi01 July 24, 2009
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Cock Flossing

The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.

Also can be used as "flossing your cock."

Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.
Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.
by mylifeisterrible November 29, 2018
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Minion-Cock

The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.
Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
by Minioncum January 23, 2020
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cock fart

fart through the cock ;)
big sus cock fart, bust a cocky wocky farty warty
by shoottheprotesters June 8, 2021
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cock batter

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.
by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008
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fuckity-cock

"I have an exam tomorrow and you are telling me that your mom's 65th birthday party is TONIGHT?! Aw, fuckity-cock!"
by drumscholar February 9, 2010
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flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.
Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.
by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018
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