Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.

It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.

by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025

California Breakfast

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.

He: Yo, early dinner tonight.
She: Na fam, I had a California breakfast

by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025

Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025

Burnside Breakfast

Blue collar workers in Burnside, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada get stoned and/or wasted before going to or at work in the early morning. Booze, weed, and nicotine are their essential daily food, followed by cops, can't bars, donuts, and pop.

"Where's Bill at?"

"Oh, out back having his Burnside Breakfast"

by blorfe December 22, 2025

Dirty Breakfast

(sex move) In the morning, before you get out of bed to use the washroom or check your phone, or anything, take out our penis and perform anal sex on your partner and then as they yawn, stick your penis in their mouth.

"Don't worry about Sunday brunch, he already gave me a dirty breakfast"

by DR_HILARTY December 23, 2025

Bovino Breakfast

A Bovino Breakfast is the act of eating a buttermilk biscuit after it has been thoroughly covered in the semen of a team, group, or association of men

Greg was so fucked up last night that he ate the wrestling team’s Bovino Breakfast

by Flying Taco January 15, 2026

Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is a where your partner leaves a butt plug in there ass for 2 days and then they pull it out and you pour biscuits and gravy in their butthole and you then proceed to eat it out

I gave my cousin a Louisiana breakfast bowl last night.

by perk30epstein January 16, 2026