ass-holey

To be an asshole 24/7/12/365 (366 if you include leap year).

Assholes love to be ass-holey all the damned time.

by Lady Byron July 9, 2011

Ass That Noise

When you do not want to hear or listen to what another person is saying OR an idea is whack!

"Yo lets watch my little pony." "Ass that noise, that's the worst idea ever."

by Little T & Vag the Badge June 18, 2013

condo-ass

short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long

kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"

xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"

by kratos2010 June 22, 2009

Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016

ass-trip

A funny asshole. Someone who makes jokes by being midly mean.

Tricy said something mean but funny.

Gwen: 'You're an Ass-Trip!'

by Trippin' November 8, 2013

ass pout

A person who feels the need to stick their bum out on pictures, in an attempt to make it look bigger.

Person 1: omg, have you seen Jade's new profile picture?
Person 2: Yes I did, she did a major ass pout, so lame.

by EmuDefines October 13, 2012

Ass mask

When you do oral sex to a woman from the back placing your mouth in her vagina and your nose in her ass

ass mask hey Jenny I want an ass mask from rob

by Willsituate February 14, 2015