Bakers Dolphin

The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.

Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"

Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"

Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"

by Pissfistercumtumbler December 24, 2010

baby baker

The uterus. Part of the female anatomy.

My woman was getting smart with me, so I kicked her right in the baby baker.

by Manfredmann December 9, 2007

Jack baker

Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for

The end.

Woah look at that cunt face jack baker

by MR ARANGATANG December 20, 2018

bakes

another word for cakes, which means a large ass, bloods say "bakes" because they change every word into a "b"

"baby over dere got bakes'

by CeCe U Beezy October 6, 2006

baker

someone who is continually engaged in the act of caking

What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.

by R.Matos April 23, 2006

Bakersfield threeway

Sex between a woman, a man, and a common farm animal.

Jose, Mary, and the black and white spotted cow from the neighbor's ranch engaged in a rather intense Bakersfield Threeway last night. Moooooo!

by Jefferson B. June 19, 2008

Baker's Delight

When a man reaches the point of orgasm and ejaculates on his partners "rolls" of fat. Resembling cinnamon rolls.

Baby, I'm feeling hungry, when I cum can I do a Baker's Delight?

by Kinko's October 1, 2010