anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

anal pony

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass

I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life

by Kackiw March 29, 2016

Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you and another person spreads your ass cheeks and bash your anus together.

"I love anal collision it can be used by any gender!"

by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019

Anal Blowfish

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.

Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.

by JtownMowtown November 7, 2019

Anal Athletes

A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.

Tom and his friends were anal athletes

by BarryMcCocknher November 12, 2019

Anal Typewriter

When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.

I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.

by Roy McHebroid March 25, 2019

Anal solute

A type of fart that forms above the butt hole, making it penetrate out into the open air and form an out crying roar of a fart as it dispenses an awful smell. All while making its self present in a respectful way out the butthole.

This anal solute is really a bakin’ and a smakin ‘ in my Booty tootie

by Bubba dick April 7, 2019