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Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 25, 2021
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Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.
"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."
by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021
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Window tinter

Dumb ass who can't hit a glass pipe. A rookie on the glass who fucks up by charring the bowl.
That dumb bastard just charred my bowl. What a fucking window tinter!!!
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com
Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.
by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019
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Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )
Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!
by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023
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Store Window

A one-sided hatred for a fandom, usually done through exposure of "cringe" or drama. Named after how stores show a limited range of products through their front window.
His hatred towards furries is a Store Window, he only watches cringe compilations.
by Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce July 22, 2024
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cold window challenge

A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.
I nominate ? ? ? To do the cold window challenge.
by Charleec March 1, 2016
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