Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

by Dr. Agnes Freud September 28, 2010

five-fingered ounce

quantity of marijuana that indicates the supplier filled the bag with as much as could be held with five fingers. Usually results in a bit more than an ounce per bag--35-40 grams.

a five-fingered ounce is good for an extra weekend you can share with your friends

by WVbud August 01, 2008

Five-Dollar Footlong

Slang for the dump you have to take after eating at Subway.

Jareds in the bathroom, we ate at subway and he as to deposit a five-dollar footlong

by Froggler August 02, 2010

five dollar ho

after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks

*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

Five nights at freddy's

A shitty horror game that attracts little kids.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.

Five nights at freddy's is cancer

~everyone over the age of 12

by Densest March 26, 2017

austrilan high five

when tag teaming a girl and you and another mans balls slap

me and ted where tag teaming veronica i was giving him a austrilan high five the whole time

by badmoond September 13, 2011

five nights at freddy's

A game that Scott Cawthorn made, and ended up making 2 more pointless versions for money. It is supposed to be a horror game, but it only makes you jump for the first 2 jumpscares.

Have you ever played that overused game with tons of pointless sequels called five nights at freddy's ? Yeah it was so scary.

by Senpai-vesper April 15, 2015