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Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
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The Ab Card

To use the race “black” to your advantage to win every argument.
by Aoltyabx April 4, 2021
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Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.
Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.
by Jnkfan June 30, 2024
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Card Roulette

Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.
I don’t want to pay either! Why don’t we just do card roulette?”
by definitionzzzz February 26, 2020
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PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
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nia card

god damn that nia card girl stinks
by joemama888883739 February 9, 2023
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