Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.

He was having a beer jerky over there.

by dombamdy October 15, 2018

beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's

"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"

by panda200 April 18, 2015

Beer Plug

When other sales reps try to jack your post by advertising their own brands.

That guy just shamelessly 'beer plugs' all day, every day.

by SaltMastaFlex May 16, 2017

church of beer

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!

dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!

by michael foolsley August 7, 2012

bridging beer

When you drink a weak as piss beer because a mate's either brought it over and you're trying not to offend them, or your alternative beer is strong and you need a temporary break from that sweet, sweet nectar because life with it is like continually shooting up rainbows and you need

something to remind you shit's real

Mate pass us a bridging beer

by Roboyo May 5, 2016

cover beer

the beer you carry around, but don't drink, to ensure that no one else offers you another; usually when you've "had enough"

Person: How did you manage not to get trashed like everyone else last night?

You: I had my cover beer around the end of the night.

Or

Friend: How about another beer?

You: Nah, cover beer.

by USANZ September 7, 2009

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018