When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.
"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"
by Ol Grimey January 02, 2018
by Cashbeaste October 07, 2023
by mttttlck September 19, 2020
the yummiest milk available. made is large quantities by a man named milan. typical use is showering in and eating. comes out of the carton a bit like gone of milk, smell reminiscent of a durian
by robbbiggestd July 24, 2021
by LogansDemiss July 11, 2017
The act of making a man orgasm while he is on his hands and knees by stroking and pulling on his penis while vigorously stroking his prostate through his anus.
grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween
person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.
by Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh February 03, 2021