Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice

Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it

by Autism fights official December 3, 2016

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.

Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing

by IwanttohavesexwithCameronsobad March 17, 2015

tickle job

A form of torture that is that equates to a blow job, but worse for women

I bet she'll enjoy a tickle job in bed

by tickleB0B August 21, 2019

Trim job

The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time

Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs

by Funfunfun23 May 10, 2014

Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

by Spoogwave May 12, 2014

graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.

Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?

by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016