Bang it with a hammer

A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.

Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer

Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer

Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…

(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang

by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

hammer longballo

some player✌️

hammer longballo is some player✌️

by realhammerlongballo November 30, 2020

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Hammered Like a Nail

Being hammered like a nail means to be very drunk.

Damn, that dude's hammered like a nail!

by WhosBlue February 28, 2022

Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

by Voinyws June 30, 2022

mammer hammer

when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.

you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!

by downtownyouthcenter May 7, 2007