chinese thunderdoodle

When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you

Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”

by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019

Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

chinese tea

Snort

Yo nigga were is the "chinese tea".

by Seantheman April 26, 2014

chinese wall

sex position, where four people, regardless their gender, are stacked on top of each other

"guys yesterday i was the top layer at the chinese wall."

by mo schpit January 31, 2023

Chinese Netflix

Any illegal streaming website.

Dirk: “Bro, let’s watch Deep Blue Sea.”
Trent: “Aight, I’ll pull it up on Chinese Netflix.”

by HunkStudmann January 30, 2021

Chinese Wannabe

Ethnic Chinese youths were born and raised in Malaysian refuses their Malaysia born and pretending to be Mainland Chinese due to racial problem in Malaysia. They are very racist and against Southeast Asian people , use "Monkey" word to offend anybody they don't like , which is very popular used word in Mainland China.

Typical Chinese Wannabe : "I'm Chinese and I'm taller than you , my IQ is very high. I'm white"

by wang_baoyu (PRC) February 12, 2019

A Chinese

What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice

Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up

by Acexuo May 30, 2023