apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.

Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"

by GingerPaws February 8, 2017

Apple Game

Noun, A game played usually by both genders with 4 or more people.

Directions
Grab an apple, and bite into the apple halfway so you are holding the apple in your teeth, the person on you left must bite the apple and pass it to the person on their left, IF the apple falls everyone must take a bite out of the apple and the person who dropped the apple and the person on their left must kiss, eventually the apple will dissolve into a core and you will have to start over, with a fresh new unsalivated apple.

Girl 2: I purposely wanted to play the apple game but Johny was on my right and he's super competitive so he WOULD NOT let the apple drop... and I had to be careful, if I let the apple drop I would have had to kiss Bob, like ew...
Girl 1: That sucks, I got to kiss Bob...
Girl 2: I hate you LOL!!
Girl 1: I wanted to eat the limp biscuit don't tell anyone
girl 2: That is sooo N-A-S-T-Y!

by MKatt December 21, 2013

Dirt apple

Butthole, derived from French term pomme de terre (Apple of the earth)

I took a thot home the other night and tongue fucked her dirt apple .

by Scotty timbs May 7, 2018

Apple Bobs

A way of saying "Boring" or "Lame." Originating with boredom created from Bobbing for apples.

George BC: Oh man, I'm so boored.
Pimbo: This Xbox 720 is mad "Apple Bobs!"

or

Abraham: Chill man, I just smoked mad Chronic, I'm trying to chill over here.
Sloppy: You're mad "Bobs for Apples" Bro, I'm trying to watch Curb your enthusiasm.

by Pabraham420 August 19, 2009

apple computer

The best computer in existence.

Apple comps rule! PCs are fucking shit.

by Fucker April 26, 2004

Bad Apple

a male with an STD

Girl 1: See that cute guy over there? I'm taking him home tonight.

Girl 2: Don't eat from his tree! He's got bad apples.

Girl 1: Oh sick!! no one likes a bad apple!

by aintthatneat January 3, 2012

Apple Juice

When a woman pisses on a man's erect penis just before he inserts it into her vagina.

She said she had to pee just as I was about to stick it in, so I told the bitch to make it Apple Juice. Then I fucked her before that Apple Juice could drip on my bedsheets.

by Starbright September 25, 2006