March 20

The most beautiful people are born on this day. If you ever look at them on the streets you will look back and say"Damn he/she is an angel." They are drama queens who are talented and skilled. Also, they have big lips live you look at those lips and just wanna touch it once.

Guys today's March 20th, you know what's coming don't you?
Of course, we do it is March 20, the day our precious y/n was born.

by cookinglikeachef November 23, 2021

August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

456.16-17-18-19-20-21: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 456.16-17-18-19-20-21: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

November 20

National give your short friend $15

November 20, the day you give your short friend $15

by Jake4801 November 20, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

4/20 virgin

A person who has been high before but has never celebrated 4/20

Person1: have you ever celebrated 4/20 before?
Person2: Nope.

Person1: Wow you're a 4/20 virgin.

by Parker Charles April 16, 2017

October 20

National slap a bitch day

Hey its October 20 you know what that means its national slap a bitch day *slaps*

by Knatboi7 October 18, 2019