Zombied

Being drunk to the point where others could possibly mistake you for a zombie. Key points of interest being wobbly legs, crooked shoulders, incoherent mumbling and an open drooling mouth. Other signs are ripped/dirty clothing from falling down a hill or randomly rolling around in a field.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
"Yeah, he got totally zombied and crashed a speedboat into a helicopter."
"Crazy shit, huh?"
"Yarp."

by MajiksMonster August 20, 2009

Zombie

A girl that you think is "infected" with a STD. If you "touch" her, you become a zombie as well. Can apply to males as well.

I would hit that, but she's a zombie.

by Fergus61 November 08, 2010

Zombie

Otherwise known as a "Beer zombie" or a "Crack zombie"

Someone who has done so much crack and drunk so much beer that thay have died,but thar bodys are still running becouse thay are now running on Crack and beer.So thare prity much a zombie...

...I have a "Beer zombie" in my naberhood

Dude,look at that guy,I think hes a beer zombie

by Darka October 31, 2007

zombieing

When a poop that seems like it went down comes popping back up.

"Dude, I had to flush three times, and it still zombied at the end!"
"Gross, dude!"
"Yeah. So, you wanna hit this?"

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"Zombieing sucks."

by steviewonder666 May 16, 2009

Zombie

A big girl, usually drunk, who won't leave you alone, or follows you no matter where you go.

Dan: Dude, where are you
Max: WTF man, I had to leave, those Zombies won't leave me alone!
Dan: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Raytoao December 04, 2007

Zombie

Slang for a mentally retarded person.
Given for their constant moan/groan, mindless wandering, and blank look on their face.

Dude, did you hear the zombies in the hall?
Don't make fun of the mentally ill!

by Shifty Fingers Troy March 25, 2009

Zombie

An organism in which at one point all biological processes had ceased, and afterwards had them reactivated (most commonly by the T-virus). These creatures hunger for the flesh of the living but do not generally need it to survive. When a living organism is found, other than a plant species, multiple zombies will gather, increasing their chances for a meal. Zombies are completely inert to each other, in any situation. Zombies are also not limited to human type and can infect other types of animals, and quite rarely, plants. Zombies generally have a longer life-span than their non-zombie counterparts as it is the nature of that which brought them back to life to keep them alive.

These zombies are interesting creatures, look how the mindlessly move toward their prey!

by Jack Kreuser August 15, 2011