double yolker

A person who is of outstanding character. Has done something exceptional. The term is an extension of the phrase a good egg as a double yolker is the best kind of egg.

Andy: That Laura is a good egg.
Jon: Nahh mate she is better than that, she's a double yolker !!

by TheMann87 November 27, 2015

yolk

a joke that is basically better than your entire existence

macrondalds: "our breakfast meal deal is no yolk"

by porkiies January 20, 2020

yolker

The yellowish slime left in the crotch of a girl's panties usually due to over-horniess or a genital disorder.

Sarah always had a bright yellow yolker waiting for me in her underpants

by donniel May 26, 2006

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009

love yolk

The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.

'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'

by udm111 February 28, 2010

Yorkshire hand grenade

When you're bang your hoe and you pull out, blow your load, then you catch it and slap her in the face as hard as you can with it.

Is that crazy hoe still nagging you bro. Na, I used the Yorkshire hand grenade, she ain't Donna bother me no mo

by D N P May 23, 2011

Yorkshire Briefcase

Portable and durable container with handles, which enjoys near-ubiquitous popularity in the county of Yorkshire. An affordable means of transporting documents and valuables, with a typically Northern disregard for formality and style.

A See-Through Plastic Morrisons Bag.

Steven, why are these quarterly reports soaked in mud? This is totally unacceptable!

- Sorry Chancellor, our lass must a' used me Yorkshire Briefcase to carry 'er walking boots

by LiquidLiam May 4, 2012