Harry styles yoghurt.

Code word for a woman's period.

Girl 1: I'm on my Harry styles yoghurt again...
Girl 2: I hate Harry Styles Yoghurt.

by 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕝 <3 April 25, 2021

Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot

“Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”

by Lurge October 05, 2020

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 09, 2017

Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.

My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.

by NikNakNoo June 18, 2015

White Yoghurt

Slang term for sperm (rhyming skill you motherfucker).

Awh man she got his white yoghurt all over her skirt.

by Effervescence July 08, 2013

Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt

The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.

by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 05, 2013