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Yoghurt Stain

The consequence of inadvertently dropping a dairy-based confectionery item onto one’s attire. Also to accidentally spill ones milky man mess down one’s trousers.
Damn did you see state of Leroy’s trousers, bro straight up yoghurt stained himself…
by Engels Lad May 21, 2025
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Yoghurt Hat

Sure i fucked her. I gave her baby a yoghurt hat.
by Silentduckfart July 8, 2025
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Mucky Yoghurt Pot

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.
by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017
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White Yoghurt

Slang term for sperm (rhyming skill you motherfucker).
Awh man she got his white yoghurt all over her skirt.
by Effervescence August 10, 2013
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nose yoghurt

The art of ejaculating into ones nostrils, then slurping it out...
Person1: Yo that girl is so cool, she let me nose yoghurt her

Person2: Bro that is gross
by Fdog111 June 15, 2020
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Yoghurt male

Omg my name is Brekke and i am a yoghurt male
by Marknathan April 18, 2022
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Fizzy Yoghurt

A recipe discovered by a Mr Arthur Shappey, Esquire. Mr Shappey is not known for his culinary expertise.
ARTHUR: Oh, Douglas, you should have asked me.
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!
by ESBremzy October 11, 2019
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