Clenching the Wrench

When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.

Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."

by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019

dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 9, 2019

Penis-Wrench

A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.

Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!

Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!

Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?

by TheOriginalPenisWrench April 18, 2016

Crack wrench

Chiefys main weapon he will pull up on you with a crack wrench and a ratchet

Like a plumber got my crack wrench and a ratchet

by gggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu October 2, 2019

Pork wrench

Penis

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"

by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

Mexican Wrench

Using the wrong tool for a job. Most often used when trying to use a pair of pliers or vice-grips to remove nuts and bolts.

I didn't ask for a mexican wrench, go grab me the correct tool.

by yz28210 June 1, 2011