one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

Senior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think that your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober

Grace: “look I am at eating this demogorgon!!”
Alex: dude that’s just Senior Wooly

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s that smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020

The Wooly

When a girls pubic hair is so long you floss your teeth while eating her out.

Bruh I just got The Wooly from Amanda last night. Her pubic hair was so long it flossed my teeth.

by retr0_392 September 27, 2022

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 1, 2014