one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

Wooly

Wooly (adj., mood) — A mood in which someone feels like embracing fluffiness—whether by dressing in something soft, furry, or even expressing their furry side.
It can be an ever-present emotional state, or something that appears randomly and occasionally.

Example One:

Lillian: “I'm feeling wooly today.”
Clara: “Like with the fursuit and all? Or just something furry?”
Lillian: “Just a tail and maybe some ears.”

Example Two:

Casper: “I'm feeling very wooly today. I’m gonna go get my fursuit.”
Riley: “Nice!”

by LilyEatsReefslider June 13, 2025

Señior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober!!!

Grace: “look how good I am at eating thos demogorgon!”
Alex: “dude thats just Señior Wooly!”

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021

Woolies

Woolworths, An Australian supermarket whose logo is a green pumpkin.

Mum went to Woolies and bought dinner

by Shreksaphone March 26, 2023

woolie buger

a huge fur pie, like a massive bush and or briar patch...something you could not find the pussy hole through

I warned my brother before he had sex with that bitch, that she had a woolie buger.

by Ninja Boot Anonymous July 21, 2011

wooly

A wooly is crack cocain mixed with marijuana.....the effects are less lethal

Me and rob smoked a wooly....than we fucked his moms kitchen up

by your mom has a thong? December 18, 2020

Senior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think that your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober

Grace: “look I am at eating this demogorgon!!”
Alex: dude that’s just Senior Wooly

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021